Published on Friday, July 25 2008
And what kind of…Again a story to tell.
I was going to meet up Bert and Silke in the airport who arrived from Kuala Lumpur at the same time as me from Kota Kinabalu.
I had a bit delay, so we met each other around 11pm. Funny thing Bert mentioned was: “I see you’re quite used to this already”. At first I didn’t know what he meant, but it seemed about the touts. Oh yeah, I hardly see them anymore. (Touts are persons that come to you, you can say harass you, when you arrive at a busy place, like an airport, to convince you to step into their taxi, take their boatride, take them as a guide, whatever).
Just smile, keep your head up undisturbed and don’t give them too much attention. Believe me, a smile brings you far and you never hurt or annoy people with it, even if you think inside yourself “fucking leave me alone”.
But we had a slight problem. The taxi that should have been there for us, with a signboard “TOM”, wasn’t there! I saw the TV screens listed my flight arrival as 22.20pm, while it was at least 40 minutes later. I think that taxidriver ‘touted’ someone else. Ok, the touts noticed we had a problem as we were looking for a phantom, so they kept swirling around us. Hmm…I couldn’t reach my hosts phone as I still hadn’t an Indonesian simcard.Luckily I printed nicely the address and directions.
Ahaa…there’s a taxi stand. When the touts saw we headed to the taxi stand, they all followed us and there we were, showing the map to about 20 taxi drivers haha. Thing is, they already feel that way you don’t want any bullshit and since we don’t stay in a hotel, but with local people…No cheating so and accompanied by a complaint card.
In the taxi…When arrived close to my hosts home, the driver stopped and asked for the map I printed. I said: “you have it sir. I gave it to you before we entered the car”. He a bit surprised:”you write address sir”. I again: “but no, you have it, come on sir. I don’t know the address by head” He stepped out of the car and opened the trunk. Silke feared he was gonna kick us and all the bags out haha. Nah, it was a good guy and he got some paper and pen.
Aaah…I was starting to lose my temper also, but as last checkup I went into all my pockets and oh…GULPS “good one Tom. It’s been all the time in your pocket. He just gave it back to you.”
Ok, so far so good, I excused, he went on driving. It was a gated quarter. And all the ways going into the quarter seemed closed. We kept on driving around…I saw mr. taxi driver was losing now his temper, while I was putting up big smiles to cover up my mistake. After asking few blokes around some gates, we finally found that one open gate! Welll…we were not in the street to be yet! Seemed that in the quarter there were also gates! To keep it short: we drove around as long in and around the quarter as the whole end from the airport to find my hosts home.
We dropped out, give him a lot of thanks and tip. But now…it was already way past midnight…Nancy and Ash, our hosts names didn’t seem to open. There was light inside though. Three dogs barked few times and kept an eye on us. Damn damn, why do these bloody simcards don’t work when you’re in another country. Couldn’t call them. Ok, I climbed over the fence…the dogs…well, they started playing with me instead of attacking, oof. I’m screaming into the house :”anybody home??” No answer. Meanwhile Bert and Silke tried to stop people to use their mobile. It seemed that people were scared of us. Fcuk…what are we gonna do? Here we are in the middle of the night.
Aha…there was a car arriving and he stopped at a home nearby. I decided to approach him carefully, not with three at one time or he would run away.
“Sir, how are you? Can I ask you for a small favour?” He answered and walked towards me. Yes, finally! I explained our problem and asked if I could call Nancy from the home I showed. “Sure, sure!” Aaah, things got cleared up. I said Nancy that we were at her home, but nobody seemed to open the door. “Ah, I’m out but I told my partner you guys would arrive” Well, her partner Ash was having a damn good sleep I must say (later I found out why. Ash loved Bintang, the local brew, haha).
All good, Nancy drove back to her home, we awaited her with the dogs and all the pups her arrival. Wew. A good can of local brew and some good laughs washed away all dusty feelings and yep, feet are set on Indonesian ground. When in bed I start realizing…Hmm, yea, I’m in Jakarta now. Indonesia. Waha! New adventures are awaiting.
Oh yes, they were. It’s everywhere, those small ones. The next day Bert and Silke left for Bandung, I left Nancy’s and Ash’s home later on to go bit deeper into central Jakarta and stay over with a group of locals sharing a home in Galur quarter. Fully loaded I went to the busway with a ‘majaj’, a motorized threeweeler. Once there I crawled into the bus to Galur. When at Galur a local said: “here you jump out”. Wohwoh, the driver didn’t realize I had to take a lot of bags with me and he already started driving again before I managed to get out. Stop! Stop! Thing is: the doors of the bus need to match the doors of the busstop. So when he stopped I had to wrestle myself through the doors of the bus, having like 30cm space. Then those automatic doors didnt open anymore and a guy needed to open manually. (take into account there’s a shitload of traffic going on) Aargh. haha. I learned to laugh with all that stuff.
Ok, now I need to find the home. I asked the guy at the busstop. “Go right he said”. I was already wet of sweat. Ok. I go over the bridge. Once down I asked for Jalan Tempaga. “Oh sir, hahaha, it’s the other side” Shit. Laugh Tom, laugh! I go over the bridge again. There I asked again for Jalan Tempaga. “That way sir” I’m going that way…But things start to get dark and obscure. Nah, can’t be here. motorcycle stops. “sir, where you need to be?” “Jalan Tempaga!” “Hop on sir, I bring you.” Nah, I carry too much stuff for your motorcycle and I have slight feeling you don’t know the place also. I return and ask another local walking on the street. “Aaah, come sir, come” Sweet! He walked me into the street to the corner I needed to be. I got alreadylot of attention and few people joined me in the search, curious about the place I needed to be. I showed the address again. one guy: “I live there man, that’s my place” I asked if he knew Monika, who invited me to stay there. “I live there sir, my address” I started laughing again. There I was, so close, a handfull of locals sticking on me, drenged in sweat. Aaah, there comes a mama. Who you know sir? “Monika” Her laugh was so funny. “aaaaaaaah, Moooonikaaaaa, come come.”
She walked me and yes, finally, the fence, the brown fence. Arrived! Smelly, tired, backaches from carrying all my stuff all the time, but so reliefed. We chatted a bit, I met some people living in the house and went for a great nightrest.
So far, Jakarta…surprisingly nice. Helpfull people. And now here I am, sitting at their kitchen table, typing these words.
But now…I have to finish a new job, a nice job, couldn’t refuse it, website for a new movie, being shooted in Bejing. So I stay a while in Jakarta or around and finish it up first. Meanwhile I can sense a bit the way of life in this metropole and meet up with locals.
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